you check beside you it’s not there

so you have to get up and look everywhere, and it’s nowhere to be found

so you go back to where you were and it’s lying right there in front of you

and the only plausible explanation is

you check beside you it’s not there

so you have to get up and look everywhere, and it’s nowhere to be found

so you go back to where you were and it’s lying right there in front of you

and the only plausible explanation is

I usually find that I’m sitting on it… My butt has it’s own gravitational pull. 0_0